The 40th Level Virgin
elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

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givemebreezy:

vein:

purifiant:

pocket-full-of-larry:

tardisol:

whoranwithlarry:

jesscats:

establi-sh:

zarrybitch:

lukespenisnose:

sex-with-jai:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

omfg they need more posts like this

HOLY SHIT I WAS LEGIT GIGGLING THE WHOLE TIME AND SHIT OMG THAT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME!

they need to make on of these but its like you’re having sex with One Direction

most amazing thing ever, omfg. I just had to reblog.

best post on tumblr what the hell i actually had to turn my head around wtf

this is so fucking amazing oh my god.

OHMYFUCKJNG GISMFNF

omg i giggled when the guy whispered to my ear

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER EXPERIENCED WHAT

this is amazing

Oh.my.god

Guess no sleep tonight either. 

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you’re on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

askthefemaleeren:

like-an-icy-blast:

reachfortheflowers:

anigrrrl2:

askthefemaleeren:

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As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling. 

As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.

As a straight Christian woman, I pray that people will not scroll past this. Love, not judge.

I’m re-reblogging for that last one.

wilwheaton:

bonniegrrl:

The Ewok Adventure (TV 1984) IN FULL. You’re welcome & I’m sorry.

oh dear god why

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

Sleep schedule so crazy I should just become a vigilante. 

the-girl-in-fandom-world:

dansbunk:

master-of-duct-tape:

handbuiltbyrob0ts:

[x]

I peed on the hamster

aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE

THAT LAST CAT JUST LOOKS SO DONE

SHE’S ALL LIKE “FUCK MY LIFE AND FUCK YOU HUMAN”

ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes